
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
IT’S LIKE THAT DAVE CHAPPELLE SKIT COME TO LIFE KINDA???
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

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